It's Not Hot Anymore

Now that she is in jail, can the world just forget about Paris? I figured that since she broke the law, drove drunk and could have killed somebody that the world would be disenchanted with Miss Paris Hilton. I thought that since she was locked up we could just forget about her, you know, forever. After all, she is not the first heiress to go to prison, don’t forget about Patty Hearst.

Let’s play the world’s funniest joke on Paris. How funny would it be for her to go to jail and she comes out, and nobody gives a shit about her. Let’s stop taking her picture, stop writing about her, stop her shows, remove her lame as attempt at porn, and when she gets out, “Surprise”, nobody cares.

I don’t buy magazines that feature her, or read gossip columns that do. I am doing my best to avoid her, but she is all over every TV program, the radio, and quite frankly, it’s just not hot anymore. Not that I ever liked her to begin with. The more I try to ignore this girl and the evil media outlets that support her, the more she doesn’t go away, not even in jail.

I implore you world to forget about Paris Hilton. Let her slip into the abyss. You still have Britney and Lindsey, just let one of the tartlets go, for the love of god. I am tired of the trio of obnoxious idiots Paris, Britney, and Lindsey. You rich spoiled girls, you have so much money, hire a driver. You know how we real people do it, we ask one of our friends to be a designated driver or (gasp) we take a cab. Thank god you tartlets are at least wearing underwear these days.