Marital Flirting Gone Wrong

All the magazines tell you that to keep your marriage sizzling you need to flirt with each other and e-mail little sexy messages. So with the intention of keeping things hot and sexy the following exchange happened over text messaging on our phones at work between my husband and I.

Me: You need to stop by the Asian market tonight and pick-up rice stick (dried noodles).

Husband: Yes

Me: And you know what you can do with that stick, right?

Husband: What? Why are you so pissed at me? What did I do wrong?

Me: Nothing. I was trying to flirt with you. I am not pissed at all. I am so desperate that I am trying to make rice noodles sexy.

Husband: Oh. I have to go reboot a server, but I would rather reboot you.

Me: Ok, that’s enough

Clearly we are not good at this, or horribly out of practice. Oh well for keeping it steamy. Good thing I didn’t send naked pictures, knowing me I probably would have accidentally sent it to everyone in his company.