On Sunday I was in line with the weekly groceries, I had placed in my cart some South Beach Diet Chocolate Raspberry Protein Bars. I am going on a business trip in a few weeks and I hate to be caught in an airport with temptation food court looming.
The checker was zooming along checking everything out when she came to a dead stop at my South Beach Diet Chocolate Raspberry Bars. She turned the box every which way and actually read the back of the box. Then she actually licked her lips and said "Yum". After she was done fondling my bars she reluctantly passed my bars down the bagger. Being that she worked there, you would figure she would be up on the latest food that is in the store. Don't they pass inside tips on the latest and greatest stuff in the store? I can't believe she stopped to have an intimate moment with my bars. We are in a grocery store for chris'sakes! Get your own damn bars!
Monday, February 18, 2008
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Coulda been worse -- coulda been cucumbers.
I did NOT just type that.
Still giggling about the cucumber...
When you think of it, a grocery cashier must see every food type item there is - if your bars looked so good it got a jaded grocery employee drooling, they must look darn good! I'm going to have to check them out...
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