My First MEME!

Thank you Foolery for tagging me for a meme. I am totally honored. I don't know six other bloggers to tag, but once I do, I will be sure to tage them. Here we go!

6 Non-Important Things about me

1. During the winter I am never without a scarf. Since it is considered unprofessional to bring my blankie to work, it's like a mini-blanket wrapped around my neck. I sometimes sleep in them, which Mr. Von Snarky has informed me is dangerous. Whatever!

2. I have gas. A lot. Better out than in I always say.

3. My mom calls me and asks me what she should wear over the phone. She describes her closet over the phone to me and then asks me what she should wear. Then she always wears the exact opposite of what I suggest to her. Meaning she wears the most inappropriately revealing frock for a 60 year old woman, with most amount of loud flowers on them. I keep trying to tell that black suits are sexy, but she doesn't believe me. This makes me want to bang my head on the wall repeatedly. I have asked her to stop to no avail.

4. I read 4 books at a time. I keep flipping back and forth. I can't seem to commit.

5. My Netflix list always seems to be 50 movies long. I love movies. I am in a race to catch up to rentals.

6. I baked red velvet cupcakes because I wanted to see why everyone raves about red velvet cake. I was highly dissapointed that the hype was only about the red food coloring. Damn the hype! The only thing that redeemed it was the cocoanut sprinkles on the icing.